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i am the product of the sirius cybernetics corporation. i am the first android with a GPP, or genuine people personality, module, and the genuine person they got my personality must have commited suicide long ago. i know i would have, if i was human. here i am, with a brain the size of a planet, and its always "go down to the number two entry bay and bring the two aliens up here under surveillance", or "reverse primary thrust, marvin", thats what they say to me, "open airlock number three, marvin. marvin, can you pick up that piece of paper?" can i pick up that piece of paper! here i am, brain size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper!
thats what i get, day in and day out. you would be depressed too, if you were treated like that all the time.
why, just last week, zaphod beeblebrox remembered to pickme up from frogstar world b, after i had been waiting for five-hundred and seventy-six thousand million years. well, with my luck, you ran screaming and foaming at the mouth when you read the first sentance of this bio. i don't know why, but i have that effect on people.

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